Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Zac Attack!

I've yet to be able to get an erection after watching this.
Thanks Thom...

Friday, May 8, 2009

Bats Day 09!







































































Winky, the shady fucking bartender.






And Walt Disney, in typical (menorah burning) fashion

Saturday, April 11, 2009

オウム真理教 尊師ソングメドレー 笑ったらポア

オウム真理教 尊師ソングメドレー 笑ったらポア


オウム真理教 尊師ソングメドレー 笑ったらポア


オウム真理教 尊師ソングメドレー 笑ったらポア

Shoko Shoko Shoko!

THIS is why I love Japan.
Only they could get away with making anime out of cult leaders and murderers.

Friday, April 3, 2009

We are the Wakeful, Wry and Watchful, We are Awaiting

Deathless Ones

DXH

Ball Pit Brawl

No one gets out alive Motherfucker.

Presidential Hopefuls for 2012

Anyone? Rebel INS?

Lapti Nek

You wouldn't believe HOW MANY TIMES I've touched myself to this song.

Mos Eisley MuthaFUCKA!

God, I wish Pryor tended my Star Wars themed bar...

(This is where I eternally Sad Panda)

"You look just like a nigga from Detroit I know!"

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Levitate my Dick like a Jedi mind trick

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I proved my manliness that night by lighting 3 cigarettes simultaneously with one match. I might as well have wrestled a bear wielding an alligator with a chainsaw attached.

I lost more than my heart in that cantina

Would you fuck me, Greedo?
I'd fuck me.
I'd fuck me hard.

Monday, March 30, 2009

I smoke American cigarettes but drive a Japanese car

Great stocking stuffers for the kids!
Health is SO overrated.

Goth 8 days a Week

A few recent favorites




















Eat Your Make - Up: First Dinner










Shadow Project - Dreams for the Dying




















The Mission UK - God's Own Medicine





















Velvet Acid Christ - Hex Angel (Utopia/Dystopia)

R//Y

I'm going to keep this post updated after every Rapid Youth show we play.
A kind of chronology if you will.



















Monday, March 30: Pehrspace, Los Angeles, CA
Saturday, May 9: J Dee's Landing (Bar), Palm Springs, CA
Sunday, June 7: Cochina Festival (park), Claremont, CA
Sunday, July 19: Hickey Underworld (house), LBC, CA
Saturday, July 25: Che Cafe, San Diego, CA
Sunday, July 26: Back to the Grind, Riverside, CA
Sunday, August 23: The Smell, Los Angeles, CA

I got to hang out with Stevie Nicks once

There's Stevie (looking as good as ever) and my pal Dennis.
Oh, and did I mention we all had beards that day?

We both look like the fucking Brawny man...

The only Pokemon I could NEVER catch...



















I heard he evolves into Dewgong, but I probably have to use the Heidi Klumstone to do so.

I'll Rumble for Ya

After being an Atheist for nearly twenty years, I've finally come to understand that there is a God and his surname is Chan: Jackie Chan.